Yipee...I lost my luggage!

Well it's been some days since I blogged and AdSense now even blocked me...! (aah...I had already earned around 50$...just a 50 more and I would have been signing cheques with Google...but as always, ma bad luck!)
I already tolya, now I really don't give a damn whether AdSense approves me or not coz I've chosen to be a ‘Freedom Blogger’…and today this Freedom Blogger has got his date with destiny.....

Hmmm so now coming back to the point where I had been all these days, well lemme explain to you…
I had been expecting some important shipment to arrive from the bottom of the country (Pune to Kashmir)...I had already paid the cargo transporting agency (the big global brand "Gati") and the shipment was supposed to drop at my door on 9th July but now it's 18th July and I still haven't received any of my precious cargo...
Tracking online at 'Gati.com' shows that the whole cargo is stuck in Jammu due to the continuous strike but I wonder....hmmm...10 days and they couldn't even get an hour to move it through the alleys of my fellow Jammuites...!!!
(I still can't figure out, what the hell is Jammu protesting for !!!
We surely ain’t got any explanation else than BJP misleading our fellas and creating a communal issue as a propaganda for winning the elections)
The worst thing is that I have already paid ‘Gati’ a good amount of money and the whole cargo is really precious ta me coz it contains some of my most beloved and even some of the most COSTLY things...
I could somehow smell something fishy going on...the next thing I did was call the Gati customer care office yesterday to ask for an explanation to keep me waiting for such a long time......
and OMG what I hear is mind blowing (literally!)

Gati customer care-(a nervous lady with a very sweet accent): “Sorry Sir, the continuous strike has been keeping us from delivering your shipment on time”
Me-(an 18 year old enjoying his newly found independence): “Stupid Ass holes!... the strike hasn't been on for last 10 days...what the fuck is it...”
Gati-(the same sweet lady with no longer a sweet accent): “Sorry Sir, actually we have only got 3 of your bags and we are still searching for the 4th bag!”

NOW WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO REACT LIKE...???
Curse the sweet receptionist or cry my heart out over the very precious and beloved stuff in the 4th bag....???
Naah…that ain’t my game….!
Here's what I did...dropped the phone without even hearing her sweet explanation and jumped into the air (no not in anger)...
“OH MY GOD…THEY DID IT..!!!”
HURRAH!....yeah.......fantastic......great.......I can't believe my luck……what an opportunity.......!!!!

Now you folks must be wondering that I must be nuts....

Naah people I ain’t such a stupid psycho dancing at the death of a very precious bag.....such chances never come knocking at your door so easily…
A world renowned and most reliable organization such as ‘Gati’ messing up and losing your luggage means that lady luck has just arrived...
To put it in simple words...Dude you just got your chance at a million dollars...!!!
Oh yeah baby, I might sound irrational or stupid but not many people get such chances where they can earn a fortune overnight....!!!

Still wondering what I am talking about......?????
Dumb.....!
I get a chance to sue ‘Gati’ and I got a 200% chance to recover a hell lot more than what ever I lost...A law suit against such a big brand and such a genuine case in my favor can only mean one thing…”MONEY MONEY MONEY…MONEY” (remember the title track of The Apprentice!)...
They lost my luggage when they had already taken the money and had guaranteed to deliver it on my door step ( it was all in writing)....but now they not only lost the bag, but the precious stuff inside it (the SECRET value of which only I know...!!!! hehe), they even caused a psychiatric effect on my mind...I mean I'm into a sort of depression since my luggage got lost (lolz!)....they have in fact duped a customer........now it won't take a genius to figure out the massive effect it can have on the image of a global brand such as ‘Gati’....
If I'm not mistaken, they can easily pay a fortune to make for the VARIOUS (physical and emotional) damages....!!!!!!!!
hehee.......lolz I sound wicked, but I ain't wrong either...it was their responsibility to drop the luggage at my door step and they failed to do so....and they can't even blame the Jammu strike for it....
Their mistake, now they better pay for it...

I can't believe my luck....I am almost famous...!!!
Wow...suing ‘Gati’ would be like swimming in gold...!!!!
My dad has already called the managing officer and warned of the consequences (but unlike me, he's kina seems more interested in getting back the bag than in contacting the family lawyer!)
We all know what a consumer court is...right...??...hehee
‘Gati’ people are already pissed off and they working overtime to track the lost bag (I could hear the screams and shouts and smell the sweat on their fore-heads over the phone line!)…Someone is surely gonna be fired…!
They have promised to track and even deliver the luggage by tomorrow.....failing which....we gonna move the court

Let me pray and hope the bag never gets tracked ever again and I no longer care for the beloved stuff in that black bag...(you folks already know why!)...
heh
lemme keep my fingers crossed and hope that I finally get my own SELF MADE fortune
Will keep all ya folks out there updated on whatever happens...hope all ya pray for my cause...!!! heh

OOOWW I'M SO DEPRESSED....!!!!!!!
hehehee
To be prosecuted...