Dance-O-Phobic

“DANCE… A step here and a step there, a move here and a touch there…Dance baby Dance…!”

It’s a fact that music drives us crazy…well, it might not drive you nuts like me but surely music makes all of us MOVE…As they say, “move to the groove”
Watching Michael Jackson dance during my kiddo days (though he’s already dead and buried..!) I wondered if I could ever be such a ‘Smooth Criminal’…!
And yea, not under estimating our own Bollywood with it’s very own fantastic dancers...well, the fact is…every actor rather the leading actor (commonly called a HERO) or for that matter even more importantly the leading actress have to dance and dance brilliant because dancing forms the pre requisite of a bollywood success..!
Still remember Hrithik Roshan (Bollywood actor) from the hit movie 'Kaho Naa Pyar Hai'…He was so unbelievably ELASTIC for a debut…!
When are the Hollywood legends gonna step up and show us how to move their asses…?
Imagine James Bond dancing to the bollywood beats with a Bond Girl doing an Indian choreopgraphy…hahahaa….James Bond…007 at his best…!

Hmmm…so coming back to the topic …
Let me tell you, even if I have memorized Eminem, but I still can’t figure out how to ‘shake that ass!’….heh
All I learnt in my eighteen years of existence is to resonate my hands or move my head to the high bass beats…hah…(miserably try to imitate as a rapper but only I know, if asked to move those feet or shake that ass…I’m gonna choke…and then squeal….!)
'So you think you can dance?'….heh...I wonder if I would ever even dare to try for the show (even if I was dreaming)….!!
I call it my Dance-o-Phobia…(My fear of dancing….!)
But they say, it’s never too late to learn how to move those feet in technically correct and well defined order but somehow I believe that would account for the well defined and well established classical or other forms of proper dancing….
Well, I do know that when it comes to dancing..I suck..I suck big time!…infact me and dancing is simply unthinkable but some of the reality shows on the tele give me some hope because I ain’t bald, broken or diseased like the old amateurs on tele!…I think I gotta just fine tune my hand swing and I’m ready to dance…(or maybe not…! lolz)
So I think, I can wait for yet another D!V!N3 intervention….(this time to teach me how to move those legs and shake that ass!)
But baby, I believe that it’s a 'New World Order' or rather a 'No World Order' where nothing is defined and you get to do your shit your way….an order where the dance comes with no order…anything which seems pleasing to the YOUNG eyes can be called as dance..
So come on people what you waiting for?…Get your feet on the dance floor and shake that ass for me…!