Rocky and the giant Ivan Draga....(Oh Boy...such a perfect picture to depict what Organic Chem seemed like...!)December is here and the fourth day of this month is almost 48 hours away...I have been burning my ass from well over 2 months...pulling off an impossible act, having enough courage to attend my exams (when just a month before I was wondering about the mighty syllabus and finding all the impossible reasons to skip the examz..!!...lolz)...and having enough strength to almost go sleepless since 60 days (yeah baby..had to work over time)....it's been some time since I had enough time to even have a proper bath...!!!!!...lolz I am all messed up....really the exams have taken a toll on me....I swear, I had lost almost 5 kg from my body (phew...what a diet buster...!!!) and now even my skin started peeling off (seriously...I ain't kidding, no sleep means no rest to my tender skin cells and I swear my skin was literally peeling off my face)...aah.....how dreadful I looked and I never knew it..!! (didn't get enough time to even see the super addictive mirror to witness the glory of a human face!!!)...really it was the worst and the most challenging time of my life so far....I couldn't even celebrate my 18th b'day (the day I finally earned the right to be called an adult and miserably all I did was to calculate my ass mass through integration..!!!)
after all my homies had not been going nuts for no reason calling this as the biggest, baddest and yet the most cruicial exam..."Boy they were right...!!!"
As they say, "The common thing between students like me and a rocket is that, we don't start working until our tail is on fire..!!"....but in my case..."it wasn't my tail on fire, instead I could put it this way, I was burning ALIVE and all the water in this world had been "ORGANICALLY" converted into oil...!!!!!!"
Now when the exams almost seemed over...the biggest challenge was yet to be taken......the only thing that stood between me and ROCKY was the biggest, the mightiest, the hugEST, the miserable, the legendary serial killer with an unprecedented reputation.....CHEMISTRY-B with all the 'ORGANIC' shit imaginable... (nightmares!)... shit which I never even dared to answer....!!! (wonder how my grand dad had enough guts to call himself an organic professor!!!)
Chemistry B or more lovingly ORGANIC CHEMISTRY, the only reason for the "ORGANIC" decomposition of the famous DVD which had been lying in my cupboard for well over two months....!!!!
Chemistry B or more lovingly ORGANIC CHEMISTRY, the only reason for the "ORGANIC" decomposition of the famous DVD which had been lying in my cupboard for well over two months....!!!!
Sometimes I wondered if I would even survive the exams, now when I had gone so far with just one last paper left, I almost gave up.....I can't still figure it out what's so evil in the name "ORGANIC" that it still brings back some jitters and shivers in my supposedly strong and chemically balanced framework....!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously speaking...ORGANIC Chemistry although was the last and final hurdle that stood between me and ROCKY but it had enough syllabus to account for all what I had studied in the last three years...!!!
Swear it was like one ORGANIC chemistry was equal to 10 times the syllabus in 10th grade and still 10th grade with all that syllabus would be much much easier.......BECAUSE....for me, there is no possible logic in studying organic...how the hell are we supposed to remember all those unknown and never ending rection (or as my chemistry teacher put it, "rxns"...!!!)
It was something like Schmidt rxn, Reimmer-Teimman (hope I got it right!!!), Canizzaro proces...heh only remember the names ,didn't even care about the shit all those compounds were supposed to do...!!!...hah.....n then when I finally managed to open the syllabus for one final time....I almost fainted...!!!...Swear I did.....almost gave up, but then somehow just an after thought, wondered what I will do after this paper gets over....N the only thing that came to my mind was the ROCKY...the full six series blockbusters.....
GIVING IN TO THE ETERNAL TEMPTATION....I somehow just gave up the hope of organic and opened my cupboard after almost 2 months....and here it lay, THE HOLY GRAIL....with all the six in one...!!!!....just too good to be resisted when the outside temperature read -6 degree celcius.......!
almost murdered my organic in COLD blood, but then....
there had to be a D!V!N3 intervention......(as always!!!!!!)
My eyes somehow juggled around to finally fix on to the cover of the DVD...and there it read, "It ain't over till it's over"...
just that was the moment I realised..."you can't give in, you can't give up....you have to fight your way through, no matter how hard or how impossible it seems...you gotta give it a shot...a one final shot".........and really the meaning was so easy to interpret....."It ain't over till it's over"...my exams are not over till they really are over, I still had organic left and I still had to give it a one final shot to fight till the end and no way was I gonna fall short of this final attemt at glory....
time to restore some pride.......
locked the DVD back in the cupboard and sat my ass on the same old chair which supported the very base of my body for well over 2 months and it was almost here......December 4 was supposed to be the Independence Day when I finally get all the freedom in this world to witness my holy grail and unlock the mystery which had already made it a six series legend mesmerising the crowds around the world.....
All thanks to ROCKY, I finally had the courage to go through till the end...
time to restore some pride.......
locked the DVD back in the cupboard and sat my ass on the same old chair which supported the very base of my body for well over 2 months and it was almost here......December 4 was supposed to be the Independence Day when I finally get all the freedom in this world to witness my holy grail and unlock the mystery which had already made it a six series legend mesmerising the crowds around the world.....
All thanks to ROCKY, I finally had the courage to go through till the end...
"And the DVD had to lie in the cupboard till I gave ORGANIC a one final shot"
"It ain't over till it's over"
"It ain't over till it's over"
to be continued...





2 comments:
Thank You
thnk u fow wt...!!
srry mr. rhodes but I somehow can't figure it out...!!
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